Thoughts for the Month
Getting to be a senior citizen is an honor not everyone enjoys. But it has its humorous moments—here are a few thoughts:
✯ If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
✯ A whale swims all day, only eats fish, and drinks water, but it’s still fat.
✯ I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
✯ If all is not lost, then where the heck is it?
✯ It was a whole lot easier to get older than it was to get wiser.
✯ The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
✯ I wish the buck really did stop here; I sure could use a few of them.
✯ Kids in the backseat cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat cause kids.
✯ The world only beats a path to your door when you’re in the bathroom.
✯ If I was supposed to be able to touch my toes, they would have been on my knees.
✯ When I’m finally holding all the right cards, everyone wants to play chess.
✯ These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter: I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I’m “here after.”
✯ Funny, I don’t remember being absentminded.